Disease / Afflictions Jokes

The best collection of disease and medical affliction jokes will have you laughing till you cry! Humor can help you through tough times and these jokes are the Rx you need. From Alzheimer's to Coronavirus, JokerZ is the place to find disease jokes.

Yo Mama - Brains and Farts

Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Dumb) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Fart Jokes)
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Knock Knock Wannup

Knock Knock
Who's there?
I wannup
I wannup who?
You do! I didn't need to know that!

Categories: Knock-Knock Jokes , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Fart Jokes)
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Good & Bad News

|An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?"
Patient: "Well, give me the bad news first."
Doctor: "You have cancer, I estimate that you have about two years left."
Patient: "OH NO! That's awefull! In two years my life will be over! What kind of good news could you probably tell me, after this???"
Doctor: "You also have Alzheimer's. In about three months you are going to forget everything I told you."

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Alzheimer's Jokes)
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