Disease / Afflictions Jokes

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Oprectomy

KENMORE HOSPITAL
61 COMMONWEALTH AVE.
BOSTON, MA. 02115
DATE:____________NAME:____________ADDRESS: ____________
Please be advised that your Oprectomy operation is scheduled for_______________, at ___________(a.m.)(p.m.). The purpose of this extremely delicate operation is to sever the cord that connects your eyes to your rectum and hopefully get rid of your shitty outlook on life. 
Sincerely, J. Grabber, M.D.
Kenmore Hospital

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Definition of AIDS?

Q: What's the definition of AIDS?
A: Anally Injected Death Sentence.

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes (STD Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes) , Riddles
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Breeding Problem

A Soviet woman comes to a gynecologist and complains: "Doctor, when I wasn't married, I had six abortions, and now that I'm married I can't get pregnant." "Well" said the doctor, "It's possible you don't breed in captivity!"

Categories: Sex Jokes , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Pregnancy Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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