Disease / Afflictions Jokes

The best collection of disease and medical affliction jokes will have you laughing till you cry! Humor can help you through tough times and these jokes are the Rx you need. From Alzheimer's to Coronavirus, JokerZ is the place to find disease jokes.

Aids or Alzheimers?

A guy takes his ill and aging wife in to the doctor's office. After a full examination, the doc tells the guy it's one of two things. The Doc says, "Well, it's either Alzheimer's disease or AIDS." "What do you mean!" The guy says, "Can't you tell the difference?" "Well, says the Doc, the two look a lot alike in the early stages. Tell you what ya do. Drive her way out into the country, kick her out of the car, and if she finds her way back, don't have sex with her anymore!"

Categories: Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Alzheimer's Jokes)
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Lawyer Gives Good and Bad News

"I have good news and bad news," the defense lawyer says to his client. "What's the bad news?" The lawyer says, "Your blood matches the DNA found at the murder scene." "Dammit!" cries the client. "What's the good news?" "Well," the lawyer says, "Your cholesterol is down to 140."

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes , Profession Jokes (Lawyer Jokes)
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Virgin Mary PMS

Q: How do you know the Virgin Mary had PMS?
A: Because she rode Joseph's ass all the way to Bethlehem.

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Menstruation / PMS Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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