Disease / Afflictions Jokes

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Oprectomy

KENMORE HOSPITAL
61 COMMONWEALTH AVE.
BOSTON, MA. 02115
DATE:____________NAME:____________ADDRESS: ____________
Please be advised that your Oprectomy operation is scheduled for_______________, at ___________(a.m.)(p.m.). The purpose of this extremely delicate operation is to sever the cord that connects your eyes to your rectum and hopefully get rid of your shitty outlook on life. 
Sincerely, J. Grabber, M.D.
Kenmore Hospital

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Anonymous

Yo Mama - Virus

Yo' Mama is like a virus, if she spreads, we're all screwed.

Anonymous

Man and Refrigerator Difference

Q: What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
A: When you take sausage out of the fridge it doesn't fart.

Anonymous