Disability Jokes - Blind Jokes

Gifts for a Blind Mom

Three brothers wanted to give their blind mom a birthday gift. The first got her a big beautiful house. The second got her a brand new luxury vehicle with a driver. The third got her a talking parrot to keep her company. When they all got together, they wanted to know which gift she liked best. She said they were all great but she thanked her third son because she liked the chicken dinner best.

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Submitted BY: twicks50

Sky Diving

Q: Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
A: Because it scares the hell out of the dog.

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Anonymous

Blind Man Bunjee Jumping

Q: Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?
A: It scared the hell out of the dog!

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