Disability Jokes

Tongue Workout

Stick your tongue out. Move it up and down. Relax. Now move it left and right. Well done! You have just completed Christopher Reeves' workout video.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes , Disability Jokes (Quadriplegic Jokes) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes
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Anonymous

Tough Luck

Q: What did the blind, deaf, mute, quadraplegic boy get for Christmas?
A: Cancer!

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Cancer Jokes) , Disability Jokes (Quadriplegic Jokes) , Disability Jokes (Deaf Jokes) , Disability Jokes (Blind Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous

Night Fight

One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. The deaf policeman heard the noise, and came and shot those two dead boys. If you don't believe this joke is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Disability Jokes (Blind Jokes) , Disability Jokes (Deaf Jokes)
Anonymous