Dark Humor Jokes - Death Jokes

Twins

Headline in today's newspaper:  "Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake"!

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Mother-in-Law and Newpaper

Q: Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?
A: Yes, if you wrap an iron in it.

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Stop Smoking

Q: What the best way to get a guy to stop smoking after sex?
A: Fill his water bed with gasoline.

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