Dark Humor Jokes - Death Jokes

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A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed, "I heard you died." "But you see I'm alive," smiled the friend. "Impossible," said the psychiatrist. "The man who told me is much more reliable than you."

Categories: Profession Jokes (Psychiatrist Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes)
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Oscar's Drinking Game

Q: How do you play the new Oscar Pistorius drinking game?
A: Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, you take 5 shots.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Alcohol Jokes (Shots Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous

Pilot To Tower

Pilot to tower . . . pilot to tower . . . I am 300 miles from land . . . 600 feet over water . . . and running out of fuel . . . please instruct! Tower to pilot . . . tower to pilot . . . repeat after me: "Our Father, which art in heaven . . ."

Categories: Airplane Jokes (Crash Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Religion Jokes (God Jokes)
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