Dark Humor Jokes - Death Jokes

Wood

Q: What kind of wood does not float?
A: Natalie Wood!

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Mountain Climbing

A ranger outfit was having training in mountain climbing. One of the men slipped and began falling into a precipice.
"Are you hurt?" asked another.
"I don't know yet," a weak voice was heard, "I'm still falling!"

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Ethiopian Food

Q: Why is dark humor like food in Ethiopia?
A: Not everyone gets it.

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