Dark Humor Jokes - Dead Baby Jokes

No Foolin

Q: Why can't you fool an aborted baby?
A: Because they weren't born yesterday...

Submitted BY: IsThatWaffles10

Raw Materials

About 1,375 olives are pressed in order to make 1 liter of olive oil, 8,435 sunflower seeds to make a liter of sunflower oil...
Don't even get me started on baby oil.

Anonymous

Unloading Zombie Babies

Q: How do you unload a truck of zombie babies?
A: With a pitchfork.

Anonymous