Dark Humor Jokes - Corpse Jokes

Gay Mortician

Q: What's the last thing a gay mortician does before he goes home?
A: Sucks down a cold one!

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Undertakers to Change Lightbulb

Q: How many undertakers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They just paint them black and go on using them.

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Dark Humor

Necrophilia is a lot like having a beer...
there's nothing like popping open a cold one!

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