Dark Humor Jokes - Corpse Jokes

Zombie Booty Call - Rags

Nice rags. I love how they cling to what's left of your festering carcass.

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Teenage Zombie

Q: What did the teenage girl zombie say? 
A: IDK

Anonymous

Hot Grandpa

Little Johnny walks into his primary school classroom one morning to be confronted by his teacher.
Teacher: "Ahh, Good Morning Johnny, and where were you yesterday?"
Johnny: "I'm sorry Miss, but my Grandpa got burnt yesterday."
Teacher: "Was he burned very bad?"
Johnny: "Yes Mam, they don't fuck around at these crematoriums you know."

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