Dark Humor Jokes

If you love to laugh at the jokes that shock and disgust most people, then you have found your Graceland! ROFL with these deplorable wise cracks about death, incest, domestic violence and more!

Gas Bill

Q: Why did Hitler kill himself?
A: The Jews sent him the gas bill.

Categories: Religion Jokes (Jewish Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes)
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Anonymous

Army War Game

During an Army war game, a commanding officer's jeep got stuck in the mud. The C.O. saw some men lounging around nearby and asked them to help him get unstuck. "Sorry sir," said one of the loafers, "but we've been classified dead and the umpire said we couldn't contribute in any way." The C.O. turned to his driver and said, "Go drag a couple of those dead bodies over here and throw them under the wheels to give us some traction."

Categories: Military Jokes (Army Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Corpse Jokes)
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Anonymous

Jumping the Gun

I went to a crematorium to plan my wife's funeral, but apparently she has to be dead first.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Domestic Violence Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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