Dark Humor Jokes

If you love to laugh at the jokes that shock and disgust most people, then you have found your Graceland! ROFL with these deplorable wise cracks about death, incest, domestic violence and more!

Onion Vs Hooker

Q: What's the difference between a hooker and an onion?
A: You won't cry when you're cutting up the hooker.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes)
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Silly Superstition

"Say, how old are you anyway?" the reporter asked as the obviously young lass was disrobing. "Thirteen." she replied with a shy smile. "Thirteen? My God girl! You get those clothes back on at once and get the hell outta here! Are you crazy?" he thundered. Pausing briefly at the door as she left, the perplexed nymphet smiled and said, "Superstitious, huh?"

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Pedophile Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Denied Sex Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Anonymous

Twins

Headline in today's newspaper:  "Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake"!

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Suicide Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Ads & Newspapers (News Headlines)
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