Dark Humor Jokes

If you love to laugh at the jokes that shock and disgust most people, then you have found your Graceland! ROFL with these deplorable wise cracks about death, incest, domestic violence and more!

Dead People

Q: Why is a necrophiliac like a grave digger?
A: They both dig dead peoples holes.

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Riddles , Dark Humor Jokes (Corpse Jokes) , Sex Jokes
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Very Hostile Farmer

A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbled, the farmer said, "That's once." A little further along, the poor old horse stumbled again. The farmer said, "That's twice." After a little, while the poor old horse stumbled again. The farmer didn't say anything, but reached under the seat, pulled out a shotgun and shot the horse. His brand new bride yelled, telling him, "That was an awful thing to do." The farmer said, "That's once."

Categories: Animal Jokes (Horse Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Farmer Jokes)
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Anonymous

Prince Music

If Prince is dead then...
Is his music now "royalty-free"?

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes
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