Dark Humor Jokes

If you love to laugh at the jokes that shock and disgust most people, then you have found your Graceland! ROFL with these deplorable wise cracks about death, incest, domestic violence and more!

Two Things To Worry About

There are only two things to worry about: Either you are well or you are sick.
If you are well, there is nothing to worry about; but if you are sick, there are two things to worry about: either you will get well, or you will die. If you get well, there is nothing to worry about; if you die, there are only two things to worry about: either you will go to heaven or to hell. If you go to heaven, there is nothing to worry about. But, if you go to hell you'll be so darned busy shaking hands with friends you won't have time to worry...

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Heaven Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Going to Die Jokes)
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Visiting Grandma

Mommy, mommy, I don't want to visit grandma today! "Shut up and keep digging, boy."

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Corpse Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Grandmother Jokes)
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Dr. Pepper

Q: Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
A: His wife died.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Riddles
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