Dark Humor Jokes

If you love to laugh at the jokes that shock and disgust most people, then you have found your Graceland! ROFL with these deplorable wise cracks about death, incest, domestic violence and more!

One Question too Many

A man goes into a bar and admires the stuffed lion’s head mounted on the wall. “What a great trophy,” says the man to the bartender. “I wouldn’t call it great,” replies the bartender. “That damn lion killed my wife.” “Good heavens,” says the man, “were you on safari?” “No,” replies the bartender. “The screws came loose and it fell on her head.”

Categories: Bar Jokes (Animal in Bar Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes)
Anonymous

John McCain and Elvis

Q: What's the difference between John McCain and Elvis?
A: Some say Elvis is still alive.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Riddles
Anonymous

Anger Management

My therapist told me that a great way to let go of your anger is to write letters to people you hate and then burn them. I did that and I feel much better but I'm wondering...
Do I keep the letters?

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes)
Anonymous