Cross the Road Jokes

Turtle Cross

Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?
A: To get to the shell station!

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Submitted BY: sarainthesky

Razor

Q: Why did the razor cross the face?
A: To get to the other sideburn.

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Anonymous

Lovestruck Toad

Q: Why did the toad cross the road?
A: To show his girlfriend he has GUTS!

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