Cross the Road Jokes - Chicken Cross the Road Jokes

Forgetful Chicken

Q: Why did the forgetful chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- damn it.

Anonymous

Cross The Road - Blind Blonde

Q: Why did the blind blonde cross the road?
A: She was following her seeing-eye chicken.

Anonymous

Chicken Cross the Road - Nandos

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To go to nandos.

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