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Shark Week - Research Breakthrough

Marine biology researchers have developed a new method to fend off shark attacks. If you're diving and are approached by a shark they recommend that you swim towards it aggressively and punch it in the nose as hard as possible.

If this doesn't work, beat the shark with your stump.

Shark Week - Myrtle Beach

Q: Why were there so many Shark attacks in Myrtle Beach last month?

A: Discovery Channel had a casting call for Shark Week.

Shark Coding

Q: What's a shark's favorite programming language?

A: Jaw-va

Dancing Shark

Q: What song by the B52's is a shark dance favorite?

A: Love shark

Shark Week - Elvis

Q: What was Shark Elvis's biggest hit?

A: You Ain't Nothin' but a Houndshark.