Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes

Eclectic collection of funny jokes about your favorite celebrity. Great stories and one-liners about Boy Bands, Chuck Norris, Paparazzi, Rehab and Discovery Channel Shark Week, Jussie Smollett.

Eminem's Divorce

  • That comment about Elton being "twice the woman" she ever was.
  • Caught Eminem fantasizing about killing other women.
  • Sick of hiding her love for the Insane Clown Posse.
  • Sure, he talks and raps like a black man, but when he takes down his pants...
  • Recently overtaken by a strange and unfamiliar compulsion to live past the age of 35.
  • I mean come on, people... the dude lost to Steely Dan.
  • Thanks to a recent surgery, her head's no longer implanted deep within her own rectum.

    And The Top Reason Eminem's Wife Filed For Divorce. . .
  • Sick of dating a rich, famous, abusive bastard. Would like to try a poor, unknown abusive bastard for a change.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Relationship Jokes (Divorce Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Dark Humor Jokes (Domestic Violence Jokes)
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Kanye and Kim

Q: How did Kanye find out that Kim was bound, gagged, and held at gunpoint?
A: She released the video on pornhub.

Categories: Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Riddles , Sex Jokes
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MJ Fox in the Hospital

Q: What did the doctor say about Michael J Fox in the hospital?
A: He'll be okay, he's just shaking it off.

Categories: Disability Jokes , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Disease / Afflictions Jokes
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