Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes

Eclectic collection of funny jokes about your favorite celebrity. Great stories and one-liners about Boy Bands, Chuck Norris, Paparazzi, Rehab and Discovery Channel Shark Week, Jussie Smollett.

Starstruck Chicken

Q: Why did the starstruck chicken cross the road?
A: To see Gregory Peck!

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Shark Tank - Golf Balls

Q: Why didn't Shark Tank invest in the automatic golf balls that sink themselves if they get within 4 inches of the hole?
A: You can't carry them in your back pocket.

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Bond Doorbell

Q: What does James Bond's doorbell sound like?
A: Ding. Ding dong.
 

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