Chestnut Wins

NEW YORK -- Joey "Jaws'' Chestnut beat his own record and won the Mustard Yellow International Belt on Sunday, downing a stomach-churning 76 hot dogs in 10 minutes to win the annual July Fourth eating contest at Nathan's Famous on Coney Island.
Chestnut, 38, easily secured victory by polishing off 17 more hot dogs than the previous winner, Stormy Daniels.

Gone in a Flash

There's a person going round robbing houses in a Superman costume
Police are telling the public to be on the lookout for the "Man of Steal"

Life Quotes

To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good, and divide between truth and error. – Janet Coleman
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. – Andy Rooney
The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life. – George Carlin
If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door. – Paul Beatty
In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out. – Joey Adams