Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes - Chuck Norris Jokes

Giraffes

Q: How did giraffes come to be?
A: Chuck Norris uppercut a horse.

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Chuck Norris Crossed The Street

Chuck Norris once crossed the road- No one has ever dared to question his motives.

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Chuck, Jean Claud, and Arnold

Chuck Norris, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Jean Claud VanDam, were talking one day.  "If you were a musician, who would you be?", asked Chuck Norris.
"I think I would be Mozart," said Jean Claud VanDam.
"I would be Beethoven," said Chuck Norris.
Arnold replied, "I'll be Bach!"

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