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Chuck Norris' Best Effort

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

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Tough Chuck

Q: What happened when Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity?
A: He got it back.

Anonymous

Chuck Norris - Grenade

Chuck Norris pulls the pin on a grenade, throws it, kills 50 men and then the grenade exploded.

Submitted BY: TooKoolForScool