When I was 14, I was invited to a celebrity party in Hollywood.
I swear, someone must have slipped something into my drink because after awhile I was definitely feeling Spacey.
Sheephearder and Mick Jagger
Q: What's the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?
A: Mick Jagger sings, "Hey, Hey, you, you, get off of my cloud." An English sheepherder says, "Hey, Hey MacCloud! Get off of my ewe!"
OJ to Nicole
Q: What did OJ say to Nicole just before he killed her?
A: Your waiter will be right with you!
O.J. Simpson to Raleigh
Q: Why did O.J. Simpson go to Raleigh, NC in the Ford Bronco?
A: He knew that the police would never look there for a Heisman Trophy winner.
Cat and Dog
Curiosity killed the cat. Michael Vick killed the dog.