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Celebrity Party

When I was 14, I was invited to a celebrity party in Hollywood.

I swear, someone must have slipped something into my drink because after awhile I was definitely feeling Spacey.

Sheephearder and Mick Jagger

Q:  What's the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?

A:  Mick Jagger sings, "Hey, Hey, you, you, get off of my cloud."  An English sheepherder says, "Hey, Hey MacCloud! Get off of my ewe!"

OJ to Nicole

Q: What did OJ say to Nicole just before he killed her?

A: Your waiter will be right with you!

O.J. Simpson to Raleigh

Q: Why did O.J. Simpson go to Raleigh, NC in the Ford Bronco?

A: He knew that the police would never look there for a Heisman Trophy winner.

Cat and Dog

Curiosity killed the cat. Michael Vick killed the dog.