Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes

Eclectic collection of funny jokes about your favorite celebrity. Great stories and one-liners about Boy Bands, Chuck Norris, Paparazzi, Rehab and Discovery Channel Shark Week, Jussie Smollett.

Waiting Game

Q: What does Melania Trump see in The Donald?
A: Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol.

Anonymous

Apple Store -Riddles

Q: Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?
A: For the watch.

Anonymous

Darth Vader Christmas

Darth Vader: "Luke!" <mechanical breathing> "I know what you're getting for Christmas!"
Luke: "No. No. That's not true. That's impossible!"
Darth Vader: "Yes, Luke. I have felt your presents."

Anonymous