Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes

Eclectic collection of funny jokes about your favorite celebrity. Great stories and one-liners about Boy Bands, Chuck Norris, Paparazzi, Rehab and Discovery Channel Shark Week, Jussie Smollett.

Star Wars Candy

I brought a pack of Star Wars Haribos.
I was really disappointed, they were a bit chewie.

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Q: What did the sign say on the pick-up truck that blocked a Tesla Supercharger?
A: I identify myself as a Prius

Anonymous

Sheephearder and Mick Jagger

Q:  What's the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?
A:  Mick Jagger sings, "Hey, Hey, you, you, get off of my cloud."  An English sheepherder says, "Hey, Hey MacCloud! Get off of my ewe!"

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