Blonde and Traffic Signs
Q: What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?
A: Some traffic signs say stop.
Blonde with PMS
Q: Why did Bush want to send blondes with PMS over to Iraq?
A: They're mad enough to kill and they can retain water.
Pillsbury Dough Boy and Blonde
Q: What do you get when you cross the Pillsbury Dough Boy with a blonde??
A: A whiny bitch with a yeast infection/
Cross The Road - Blind Blonde
Q: Why did the blind blonde cross the road?
A: She was following her seeing-eye chicken.
Q: Why did God create brunettes?
A: Because the blondes couldn't manage it either.