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Blonde and Traffic Signs

Q: What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?

A: Some traffic signs say stop.

Blonde with PMS

Q: Why did Bush want to send blondes with PMS over to Iraq?

A: They're mad enough to kill and they can retain water.

Pillsbury Dough Boy and Blonde

Q: What do you get when you cross the Pillsbury Dough Boy with a blonde??

A:  A whiny bitch with a yeast infection/

Cross The Road - Blind Blonde

Q: Why did the blind blonde cross the road?

A: She was following her seeing-eye chicken.

Creating Brunettes

Q: Why did God create brunettes?

A: Because the blondes couldn't manage it either.