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Perfect Blonde

Q:  How do you describe the perfect blonde?

A:  3 feet tall, and a flat head to rest your beer on.

Blonde and Lawyer

Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

A: I don't know, there are some things even a blonde won't do.

Blonde Lesbian

Q: What do you call a blonde lesbian?

A: A waste.

Blonde's Underclothes

Q: Why does the blonde wear underclothes?

A: To keep her ankles warm.

Dead Blonde and A Skunk

Q: What is the difference between a dead blonde and a skunk in the road?

A: There are skid marks in front of the skunk.