Hanging Blonde

A blonde really got tired of all blonde jokes and decided to hang herself in the bathroom. As she locked the door, she yelled at her husband, "I'm hanging myself because I'm tired of jokes about us blondes being stupid!" Her husband broke into the bathroom and saw his wife with a rope tied on her toe. The husband said, "I thought you were hanging yourself." She said, "Yes, I am!" The husband replied, "Usually when people hang themselves, they tie the rope around their neck, so why is yours tied on your toe?" She said, "I tried that, but I couldn't breathe."

The Blonde and the Shepherd

There was a blonde girl who had become fed up with blonde jokes, so she decided to dye her hair black. She did, and she was so happy with it that she went to her car and drove around just to show off her new look. She was coming up to an intersection when she saw a shepeherd by the road waiting to cross with his flock of lambs. The girl stopped and waved him to pass. While the flock was crossing the road, she asked the shepherd, "If I can guess how many sheep you have there, would you give me one?"
He thought about the offer for a minute and decided it was ok. The girl looked at the flock and exclaimed "487!"
The shepherd said "WOW! That's right. Well, take any sheep you like. A deal's a deal."
So she gets the animal and happily puts him in the back of her car, when the shepherd says, "WAIT! Now I have a deal for you. If I guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"

Blonde Buckaroo

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience.
She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground again and again. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune.. .
.the Wal-Mart manager runs out and unplugs the horse.