Blonde Jokes - Dumb Blonde Jokes

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Blonde - iPad

Q: Why did the blonde put her iPad Pro in a blender?
A: Because she wanted to make apple juice.

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Blonde Playing Trivia Pursuit

A blonde was playing Trivia Pursuit and was asked, "if she was in a vacuum and someone called out her name, would she hear it?"   She thought and thought, then finally answered.. "is it on or off?"

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Blind Man

A blonde girl just stepped into the bathtub when the doorbell rang. "Who is it?" "Blind man," came the response. Feeling charitable, the blonde dashed from the tub without bothering to put on any clothes, grabbed her purse, and opened the door. The man's jaw dropped and he stammered, "Wh-where do you want me to put these blinds, lady?" 

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