Blonde Jokes - Dumb Blonde Jokes

Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?

A: Three...one to mix the batter and two to squeeze the rabbit.

An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice. The doctor advised that she run 10 miles a day for 30 days. This, he promised, would help her lose as much as twenty pounds. The blonde follows the doctor's advice, and after thirty days, she was pleased to find that she'd indeed lost twenty pounds. She phoned the doctor and thanked him for the wonderful advice which produced such effective results. At the end of the conversation, however, she asked one last question: "How do I get home, since I am now 300 miles away?"

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 + 5 on a calculator?

A: She couldn't find the "10" button!

Q: Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?

A: Because the runway was only 25ft long, but a mile wide.

Two brunettes and a blonde are having lunch at a cafe, all three are pregnant. Through out the coversation the topic of sex and pregnancy comes up, finally culminating in each one discussing their respective fetus' and the manner of conception. The first brunette says "I know I am going to have a boy because I was on top." The second brunette says "I know I am going to have a girl because I was on the bottom." The blonde is silent, she has a stricken look on her face, finally she bursts out "Oh my god, I'm going to have a puppy".