A blonde was having sharp pains in her side. The doctor examined her and said, ''You have acute appendicitis.'' The blonde yelled at the doctor... ''I came here to get medical help, not get a stupid compliment!!''
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car?
A: She burned her lips on the tailpipe.
Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs?
A: It's the only car name they can spell.
Blonde - iPad
Q: Why did the blonde put her iPad Pro in a blender?
A: Because she wanted to make apple juice.
Seeing Eye Blonde
Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned "I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman!"