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Drinking Code

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead walked into a bar.

The brunette said to the bartender "I'll have a B and C."

"What's a B and C?" asked the bartender.

"Bourbon and Coke," replied the brunette.

"I'll have a G and T," said the red head.

"What's a G and T?" asked the bartender.

"Gin and tonic." replied the red head.

"I'll have a15," said the blonde.

"What's a 15?" asked the bartender.

The blonde rolled her eyes and said,"Duh, a 7 and 7."

Submarine

Q: How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?

A: Knock on the door.

Blonde Burned

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car?

A: She burned her lips on the tailpipe.

Blonde BMW

Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A: It's the only car name they can spell.

Blonde and Computer

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?

A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.