Blonde - Back Seat

This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly in the front seat of his car.
After an hour or so, he whispers in her ear, "Do you want to move to the back seat?"
She replies, "NO!"
Flabbergasted, he says, "Why not?"
To which she replies, "Well, I want to stay up here with you. It'd be lonely back there!"

Blonde Goes Brunette

Q: How can you tell when a brunette is actually a blonde who dyes her hair?
A: When she trips over the cordless phone.

Meow Mix

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.