Zipper

Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas?
A: They can't find the zipper.

Your Breast Is Loose

A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out. A policeman approaches her and says, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?" She says, "Why, officer?" "Because your breast is hanging out." She looks down and says, "OH MY GOODNESS! I left the baby on the bus again!"

Bellybuttons

Q: How come blonde girls have bruises in and around their bellybuttons?
A: Because blonde boys are stupid as well!