Blonde at Soccer Stadium

Q: What happened to the blonde at the soccer stadium?
A: She drowned in the Mexican wave.

Slot Machine Winner

A blonde was standing in front of a soda machine outside of a local store. After putting in sixty cents, a root beer pops out of the machine. She set it on the ground, puts sixty more cents into the machine, and pushes another button; suddenly, a coke comes out the machine! She continued to do this until a man waiting to use the machine became impatient. "Excuse me, can I get my soda and then you can go back to whatever stupid thing you are doing?" The blonde turns around and says, "Yeah right! I'm not giving up this machine while I'm still winning!"

Wheat Field Blonde

One day a Blonde and a Brunette were driving through the country... The Brunette noticed a woman over in a field of wheat rowing in a kayak. The Blonde then noticed also and the Brunette asked her, "Why is she in a boat out in a field of wheat? There is a lake right down the road!" And the Blonde replied... "Want me to swim out and tell her?"