Blonde Learns Math

Q  How do you teach a blonde math?
A: Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, and add one dick.

Glucose Lesson

A professor is lecturing a class and says, "Today's lecture will be about glucose. Glucose is sugar and can be found in lots of stuff. For example, semen, candy, etc." A blonde girl responds with, "How come you can't taste sugar in semen?" The professor says, "Well, sweetie, that's because you don't have taste buds in the back of your throat."

Blonde at Night

Q:  Did you hear about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went ?
A:  It finally dawned on her.