Just In Case

A blonde and a brunette where driving down the road when there car broke down. The brunette says "I'll get some chips and and something to drink." The blonde says "I'll bring the door in case we get hot."

Blonde And Brunette

A blonde and a brunette are on an elevator, suddenly a good looking handsome man gets on. So then the brunette turns to the blonde and says, "Wow, he is so good looking, but that dandruff on him is a real turn off"." I think we should give him some Head and Shoulders!" said the brunette. All of a sudden the blonde turns to the brunette with a confused look and says, "Okay, but how do you give shoulders?"

Blonde Detention

Q: Why did the blonde get detention for flirting with boys in class?
A: She wanted to go down in history.