Blondes and Computers Similar

Q: How are blondes and computers similar?
A: You never appreciate them until they go down on you.

Blonde Transplant

Q: How do you give a blonde a brain transplant?
A: Blow in her ear.

Who Will Go

There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.