Q: Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car?
A: She burned her lips on the tailpipe.
One day a brunette and a blonde lady were walking through the park. All of the sudden, the brunette stops and says "Aw, look at the poor dead bird." The blonde looks up and says "Where!?"
Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs?
A: It's the only car name they can spell.
Blonde and Computer
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?
A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.
Blonde's Elevator Job
Q: Why does blondes have elevator jobs?
A: They like going up and down.