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Blonde Burned

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car?

A: She burned her lips on the tailpipe.

Poor Bird

One day a brunette and a blonde lady were walking through the park. All of the sudden, the brunette stops and says "Aw, look at the poor dead bird." The blonde looks up and says "Where!?"

Blonde BMW

Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A: It's the only car name they can spell.

Blonde and Computer

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?

A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.

Blonde's Elevator Job

Q: Why does blondes have elevator jobs?

A: They like going up and down.