The Blonde and the Corn Flakes
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: Give her a box of corn flakes and tell her it's a jigsaw puzzle!
Blonde - License
Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?
A: Because she got an F in sex.
Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?
A: Because she didn't know which one came first!
Blonde Phone Number
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that she called me to get my phone number.
Blonde - Diet
A blonde is overweight so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day and repeat for two weeks and you'll lose at least five pounds." When the blonde returns, she's lost nearly 20 pounds. The doctor exclaims, "That's amazing! Did you follow my diet?" The blonde nods. "But, I thought I was going to drop dead every third day from all the skipping!"