Blonde Sex

Q: What do blondes say after sex?
A: "Are you boys all in the same band?"

Three Children

Q: Why did the blonde resolve to have only three children?
A: Because she read that one child out of every four born was Chinese.

Still Want to Tell It?

A guy is having a drink in a very dark bar. He leans over to the big woman next to him and says, "Do you wanna hear a funny blonde joke?" The big woman replies, "Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something. I'm blonde, six feet tall, 210 lb., and I'm a professional tri-athlete and a bodybuilder. The blonde woman sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 220 lb., and she's an ex-professional wrestler. Next to her is a blonde who's 6'5", weighs 230 lb., and she's a professional kick boxer. Now, do you still want to tell that blonde joke?" The guy thinks about it a second and says, "No, not if I'm going to have to explain it three times."