When Cows Fly

A blonde was walking along, when she looked up to observe a bird flying overhead. Suddenly, the bird drops a load when it was directly over her. The blonde says, "Good thing that cows don't fly."

Blonde's Car Break Down

A blonde's car breaks down. A cop pulls up and inquires about the group of naked men standing next to her car. The blonde says, "They're my emergency flashers."

Airport Left

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home.