Thor the God of Love

THOR, the God of Love wakes up the morning after the orgy. As he sits up, stretches and looks around, he sees a beautiful, shapely, young blonde standing in the doorway. He walks over and says, "Good morning, I'm THOR"! She looks back at him with blue eyes and a comely smiles and says, "YOUR THOR??? I'M SO THOR I CAN'T PITH!"

Santa to the Blondes

Q: What did Santa say to the three blondes on the corner?
A: "Ho. Ho. Ho."

The Brunette (Blonde's Revenge)

Q: What is black, blue, red, and brown?
A: A brunette that has told too many blonde jokes.

Q: What does a brunette always miss at a great party?
A: The invitation.

Q: Why are blonde jokes so short?
A: So that brunette's can understand them.
Q: What is a fine lookin' man with a brunette?
A: Hostage.