Bouncer

Q: How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?
A: None! He fell.

Three Pigs in a Bar

There were three little pigs. The first pig went to a bar, ordered a drink, gulped it down, went to the bathroom, and then left. The second pig went to the same bar, ordered a drink, gulped it down, went to the bathroom, and then left. The third pig went to the same bar, ordered a drink, gulped it down, and was just going to leave when the bartender asked if he was going to the bathroom.  The third little pig replied, “No, I’m the little pig that goes weee weee weee all the way home.”

Priest, Rabbi, and Dwarf Walk into a Bar

A priest, a rabbi, and a dwarf walk into a bar.  The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?!"