Bar Jokes

Neutron Walks into a Bar

A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink. The bartender serves it up, and the neutron asks, "Hey - how much?" Bartender replies, "For you - no charge!"

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Anonymous

Bad Legs

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive woman sitting by herself and asks, “May I buy you a cocktail?”
"No thank you," she replies, "Alcohol is bad for my legs."
"Sorry to hear that.  Do they swell?"
"No, they spread." 

Categories: Bar Jokes (Walks Into a Bar)
Submitted BY: PatB

Success Drink

If at first you don't succeed, buy her another drink.

Categories: Bar Jokes
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Anonymous