Bar Jokes

Bad Legs

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive woman sitting by herself and asks, “May I buy you a cocktail?”
"No thank you," she replies, "Alcohol is bad for my legs."
"Sorry to hear that.  Do they swell?"
"No, they spread." 

Categories: Bar Jokes (Walks Into a Bar)
Submitted BY: PatB

Success Drink

If at first you don't succeed, buy her another drink.

Categories: Bar Jokes
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Anonymous

Tough Guy Eh?

A man and his girlfriend are at a bar when the girl goes to the bathroom. When she comes back she's crying. Her boyfriend asks her what happened. "As I was leaving the bathroom, a big guy at the pool table said he wanted to kiss my breasts all night long!" The boyfriend stood up from his stool and takes off his jacket. "He also said he wants to screw me all night long" By this time the boyfriend is furious and starts walking to the pool table. "He said he wants to drink beer from my pussy all night" The boyfriend stops, turns around, sits back up on his stool and grabs his beer. His girlfriend is stunned, and asks why he wasn't doing anything about the jerk at the pool table. The boyfriend says "I'm sorry Honey, but I'm not messing around with a guy that can drink that much beer."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Booty Call Jokes) , Sex Jokes (One Night Stand Jokes) , Bar Jokes (Bar Fight Jokes)
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Anonymous