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Punishment

Q: Mom, why do you always stand by the window when I practice for my singing lessons?

A: I don't want the neighbors to think I'm employing corporal punishment, dear

The Life of Pablo

Q: What's the best song on the new Kanye West album?

A:

Tenors And Light Bulbs

Q: How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Six. One to do it, and five to say, "It's too high for him."

Blue And Sings Alone

Q: What's blue and sings alone?

A: Dan Ackroyd.

Lead Singer

Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?

A: He can't find the key and doesn't know when to come in.