Q: Mom, why do you always stand by the window when I practice for my singing lessons?
A: I don't want the neighbors to think I'm employing corporal punishment, dear
The Life of Pablo
Q: What's the best song on the new Kanye West album?
Tenors And Light Bulbs
Q: How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Six. One to do it, and five to say, "It's too high for him."
Blue And Sings Alone
Q: What's blue and sings alone?
A: Dan Ackroyd.
Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?
A: He can't find the key and doesn't know when to come in.