Tenors And Light Bulbs
Q: How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Six. One to do it, and five to say, "It's too high for him."
Blue And Sings Alone
Q: What's blue and sings alone?
A: Dan Ackroyd.
Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?
A: He can't find the key and doesn't know when to come in.
I farted on the bus today and four people turned around..
I felt like I was on the voice.
Q: How can you tell when a tenor is really stupid?
A: When the other tenors notice.