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Tenors And Light Bulbs

Q: How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Six. One to do it, and five to say, "It's too high for him."

Blue And Sings Alone

Q: What's blue and sings alone?

A: Dan Ackroyd.

Lead Singer

Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?

A: He can't find the key and doesn't know when to come in.

Bus Air

I farted on the bus today and four people turned around..

I felt like I was on the voice.

Tenor Intelligence

Q: How can you tell when a tenor is really stupid?

A: When the other tenors notice.