Art & Music Jokes - Singer Jokes

Female Opera Singer

Q: Did you hear about the female opera singer who had quite a range at the lower end of the scale.
A: She was known as the deep C diva.

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Laptop Music

Q: What do you call a singing laptop?
A: A Dell

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Punishment

Q: Mom, why do you always stand by the window when I practice for my singing lessons?
A: I don't want the neighbors to think I'm employing corporal punishment, dear

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