Sax Players Change a Lightbulb

Q: How many sax players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Sixty. One to change the bulb and fifty-nine to talk about how much better Michael Brecker would have done it.

Tuba Repair

Q: How do you fix a broken tuba?
A: With a "tuba glue"

Flat Major

Q: What do you say after you run an army officer over with a steam roller?
A: See flat major.