They Play A Viola
Q: What do you call a person who plays the viola?
A: A violator.
How Is A Bagpipe Like Throwing A Javelin
Q: How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?
A: You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.
Sax Players Change a Lightbulb
Q: How many sax players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Sixty. One to change the bulb and fifty-nine to talk about how much better Michael Brecker would have done it.
Q: How do you fix a broken tuba?
A: With a "tuba glue"
Lightening Strikes Twice
Q: How is lightning like a violist's fingers?
A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice.