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They Play A Viola

Q: What do you call a person who plays the viola?

A: A violator.

How Is A Bagpipe Like Throwing A Javelin

Q: How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A: You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

Sax Players Change a Lightbulb

Q: How many sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Sixty. One to change the bulb and fifty-nine to talk about how much better Michael Brecker would have done it.

Tuba Repair

Q: How do you fix a broken tuba?

A: With a "tuba glue"

Lightening Strikes Twice

Q: How is lightning like a violist's fingers?

A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice.