Art & Music Jokes - Band Jokes

Petty Drop

Q: Why didn't Tom Petty open his parachute?
A: Because he was Free Falling.

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Loud Clarinet?

Q: How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?
A: You can almost hear them.

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Alto Clarinet

Q: What's the definition of a nerd?
A: Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet.

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