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True Gentleman

Q: What's the definition of a gentleman?

A: One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

20 Minute Intermission

Q: Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?

A: So the violists don't need to be retrained.

Musician Sax -Riddles

Q: What is a musician's strategy for having children?

A: Get FRENCH HORNy to get a TROMBONE, and then have SAX.

Encore Please

My group is called Perspiration.

We're a sweatband.

Bass Player

Q: How do you know when your bass player arrives?

A: He knocks on the door, but forgets to come in!