Q: What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to at the first Thanksgiving feast?
A: Plymouth Rock!
20 Minute Intermission
Q: Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?
A: So the violists don't need to be retrained.
Musician Sax -Riddles
Q: What is a musician's strategy for having children?
A: Get FRENCH HORNy to get a TROMBONE, and then have SAX.
Q: What did the groupie get sleeping with the entire band?
A   Flaming Lips!
My group is called Perspiration.
We're a sweatband.