Q: What's the definition of a gentleman?
A: One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!
20 Minute Intermission
Q: Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?
A: So the violists don't need to be retrained.
Musician Sax -Riddles
Q: What is a musician's strategy for having children?
A: Get FRENCH HORNy to get a TROMBONE, and then have SAX.
My group is called Perspiration.
We're a sweatband.
Q: How do you know when your bass player arrives?
A: He knocks on the door, but forgets to come in!